Go on...

Bungles gonna bungle

So, let’s see how desecrating a Terrible Towel worked out this time...

Like it or hate it, fucking with that towel has proven deadly for the Bengals over the years

Jeremy Hill better watch out...

I’ve said this in other threads, but to sort of add to your point, the somewhat remarkable work Milner has put in at left back has been pretty crazy. When he came to the team, you thought he’d be a decent “plug him in across the midfield” veteran that would be good for a young and scattered team. And credit to he and…

Henderson and Coutinho are all just as vital in the middle to upper third, but I do understand why someone would single out Lallana for this. You wouldn’t be wrong.

Lallana is one of those rare cases where I called it a long time ago, and was actually right. He’s as good as his situation. Put him in the right position and watch how important he can become.

Sadio Mané, the curiously underappreciated wide forward who dominates nearly every game.

When he doesn’t play they’re pretty toothless. Just look at the games against United, Southampton & Sunderland.

Also notable: Henderson has transformed into an effective, latter-day-Stevie-G-like “quarterback” who can spray 30 yard passes to feed the devastating attackers up front.

Probably worth pointing out that “White Shoes” Johnson couldn’t be a thing now, except for the one week every season when a player uses his cleats to highlight a charity dedicated to finding a cure for the heartbreak of albinism.

I’m okay with that.

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

You didn’t know they were drunk? Weren’t you drinking with them all night??!!

An STL/KC rivalry in MLS would be awesome, but honestly, this league is growing way too fast and too big.

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

Brandon Bolden, who used to play a larger role with the Patriots, has one rush for four yards

The English really need to take a lesson from America.