IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

i like how you know their voting record by their skin color and demeanor. if they were white but wearing glasses and a cardigan maybe you would then know they voted for the good guy.

There were drunk asshole fans way before Trump entered the political landscape. Ever been to a Philly game? Chicago?

You had to reach by making an unoriginal, unfunny comment about a foodstuff from a city (and ONLY that city) that has nothing to do with either school? That’s “All you had to say?”

Hang your head in shame.

I-O!

It’s the only way I hear their lame ass fight song.

Go to hell.

I generally disagree with Deadspin’s anti-dissent policy, but you need to be banned for this atrocious take.

Actually Camelot would be a good role model… ‘Tis a silly place!

The arena was built with zero taxpayer money. It’s the proposed football stadium that will bleed the city dry.

Everything about this feels junior league.

1. “all for one” Those are Musketeers, Foley, god damnit. Which would have been a better name than this.

You lost all credibility as a writer and person when you said Ducks is better than Mighty Ducks.

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

...will reportedly replace him with retread Bruce Arena

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

This is a good soccer man. The best.

Because he’s better at WR than he was at QB?

I was always partial to Mr. Body Massage.