I loved it. The opening almost had me in tears. The part where they had the French driver talking about the three hyper cars with Jeremy’s “captions” killed me. The part about the RAF vs the US Air Force was cheesy, yet so perfect. I just loved it all.

What in the hell did you expect? A remake of Citizen Kane I imagine.

Bravo! I cannot say it better.

The Ferrari tail lights turning on made me feel all fizzy.

I was pretty happy with it. The Brain Crash segment was dumb. The M2 segment was pretty solid. The communism thing was a good laugh. And, the holy trinity was the Top Gear we all know and love.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

Why are you here?

Sooooooo, the Amazon servers are going to crash tomorrow night then. Got it.

You’re kinda downplaying Laine here. Holy shit that kid is fucking scary good.

If it’s any solace, I’m sure they’ll Flame out...

Rejoice, then! While my reincarnation was saving Morrowind (and by extent the world), Saint Jiub drove all the cliff racers away from Vvardenfell!

Must be really boring with Gawker in the ground.

I am SO sick of this bullshit meme, he’s only gone 7-9 half the time with the Rams, the other two times he went 7-8-1 and 6-10. Here’s hoping for 4-12 and a lot of 3rd down punts as Goff runs off the field to hide behind the bench.

...if you see a gray Peugeot 403 cabriolet, well... it’s Columbo’s.

West Virginia still chants it at their games and we aren’t even in the same conference. (13-9 #H2P)

When they’re casting the stones? Fuck yes.

Oh for God’s sake, you’re not moving to Canada.

Yep, you paint everyone who supports Trump as a racist misogynist and *gasp* even when he turns out to be terrible they’ll double down on their support to spite you.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

You missed the point so badly I just...I don’t know. I want to hug your parents and write them a cheque and tell them I’m sure they did their best, you know?