“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

It’s so weird to me how cops just started doing stuff like this since cell phones with video cameras became so common place. You’d think they would have been up to these same shenanigans before, but the outcomes of so many internal investigations into such reports made it clear that witnesses and alleged victims were…

A hiker ascending a 10,000-footer hauling lasagna with meat sauce wasn’t particularly prepared for every eventuality, you say?

I quit his special around the same time. He wouldn’t let go of his abortion bit, and it just wasn’t funny.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Do them when you are young. The shit that you accumulate in your brain as you get older makes for a bad trip.

Sorry, but do you actually have an answer for that? I mean, it was a ridiculous question so you probably don’t, but how do you gauge “could have lost” and “stat padding” exactly? Is it stat padding when DeAndre Jordan grabs 20 rebounds a game because he’s always under the basket waiting for rebounds? Would the…

You say it was “born out of necessity” like it didn’t have to do with Griffin also possessing phenomenal abilities that made the choice to use him as a runner a smart one. If he was just a bad football player with a low IQ, the “born out of necessity” choice would have been not using him at all. This is like saying…

What a shit comment. Here, I’ll do it too;

“I don’t question that he’s a talented player, but I think he’s more the limiting factor for the Thunder than making them better.”

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

Thinking about it, it explains a lot about the Wizards that they think letting Javale take a pointless 3 is anything other than a way to end the game quickly.

The Cruyff turn.

Not so good to prevent exactly that from happening.

“Why is the speed limit for sex 68?”

“So the big question here, is Booker’s basketball star potential to actress hotness ratio going to be a like Lindsay Lohan, where her amazing hotness peaked at age 20 and her return could be measured at pennies on the dollar in the years after that?

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

I like the drag. It re-emphasizes that women are perceived as less than men. Craig loses power by putting on a dress, he becomes less than. If a woman were to put on a man's suit (the suit that he was wearing) she would gain power. Man as woman= silly ridiculous. Woman as man = serious. The whole women should aspire…