The Ref makes this so great.

this is just celebrity gossip, really. doesn't matter. rose is a fucking awesome basketball player.

Gotta love rich assholes.

This comment is dated November 8th, 2014.

Oh all you guys are doomed...

superb.

I know you're joking, but "guesstimate" is still ginormously annoying.

A guy fighting the air, sponsored by Paul Mitchell.

Where's SWAG? That's music, right?

nope, exist.

Typically, a "swinging dong" would be more side-to-side, swooping down from a 90 degree angle and swooping back up on the other side, back down, back up, and so on... This is more of a "flopping" of the dong, brought on by a hip thrust as opposed to a hip swivel, which would be more consistent with the swinging dong.

Hot Hitting Hosmer sounds like the kind of nickname someone from Kansas City would come up with.

The Tigers' bullpen pitches like Joba Chamberlain looks.

How many weirdos are photoshopping veins onto that monstrosity?

As far as I'm concerned that kid dropped it in the Allegheny and the game ended 8-1.

Sure, we feed mittens from the table once in a while. I see no harm.

Shut the goddamn comment section down, Burneko. Nobody should have anything to say about this. Nothing. Just look at it, die, and move the hell on. This is worse than tenesmus.

An entire box of Velveeta. Not a curd less.

I'm assuming all those guys wearing shorts are also wearing flip flops. No response required.

"How do I clean up all this mousse? Poop."