Then nobody should be allowed to compete for their country at all.

1. Russia, 2. Canada, 3. USA, 4. Finland, 5. Sweden, 6. Latvia, 7. Czech Republic, 8. Slovenia.

I count two "twizzles" and one "sport" in the article, properly adhering to the stringent 2:1 twizzle-to-sport ratio of high-level Ice Dancing coverage.

Oh yeah there she is.

I don't understand. I thought America. What about America?

Still better than MLS

27 seconds: the peak of his jump.

Banff is 100% Australians.

You would be shocked if you learned how embarrassing these comments seem to the outside world.

Group C is SOFT.

LSD Missionary work? Anyone? Anyone?

LSD Missionary work? Anyone? Anyone?

And we're just going to take Monica's word for it?

"Fuckin' eh." -Toronto