Wow, these really are a joke. The prices are wild for the specs. It’s almost like a challenge to see what they can get away with.

I thought of a solution for this a long while ago. Looks like this:

Depends on the card and the quality. I think they range from like $5 up to thousands.

I feel like I could take some tips from you for my outlook on life.

Fair enough. Japanese door-slamming technique it is then.

This might be a dumb question, but why not just open the roof?

Don’t accidentally jam your hand against the door. Also, do this when nobody is next to your door so you don’t slam it into them.

PEBCAK

Maybe the actual figure is like 3.2 crashes per 3 days or something, because statistics. Once every 4 days makes more sense.

Thanks for your TED talk.

Laughed for a good minute at this, thanks.

How about having to delete the USER folder every time you get a game breaking bug, or request a character reset when your ships stop spawning? Messing with your graphic settings to get things to render properly, like the HUD in the Connie?

It’s part of the fun of pc gaming. That and fucking about for 20 mins trying to get multiplayer to work with your friends.

Presumably if when it rolls over, you die?

It does, but you will only get a handful of the handcrafted ones, rather than procedurally generated from sat images etc.

Saitek X52? Depends what you mean by budget...

Yeah, it’s truly awful. Awfully great.

Check out My Summer Car and Jalopy.

Yes, I’d argue that ship sailed around 15-20 years ago.

Wrap it in some gaudy colour ¯\_(ツ)_/¯