"Remember when your vehicle couldn't keep you on track?"

Anyone who uses the words "gay agenda" needs to be shot in the kneecaps.

My last gf was Russian. She said that they have a very traditional respect for their elders to the point where stopping traffic with your car and helping an old man/lady cross the road is commonplace.

These things are awe inspiring in person. The noise they make is unfathomably loud. Always surprised how big they are as well.

Suddenly, I've been transported back to 2011. Over here in 2014, I know what Ramen is now :P

was that video recorded on a potato?

Nah, the liquid is inside the bird. The glass was just for show.

They'll survive if they have their Weetabix. (Maybe a Brit joke...)

His skin noticeably improved by the end. Turns out taxi journeys do wonders for your complexion.

Couldn't see a single coffee cup. This saddens me.

try us.kotaku.com. It's what I use

It's just a poor render. I don't think it's a screen at all. Looks like the analogue clock to me.

Edit: Nvm. Someone else did it.

Yeah, there's also mid range stuff in the smaller forces like Mondeos, Astras, Hyundais etc. Anything goes tbh, but you generally see the higher priced marques in the bigger cities.

Our Police tend to favour high end luxury vehicles (yay taxes). A5, A6, A4, A3, BMW X5, X3, 7 series etc etc

Fuck it. I've just bought a dashcam. Only £28 for 1080p. I'm sure it will pay for itself at some point.

Dear Devs,

Crash into a funeral parade. Specifically, the hearse.

To be honest, there aren't many sites where a breach would really bug me. Facebook is the only one that comes to mind. Everything else like banking and email is under 2 or more step authentication.

Hopefully not crabs