Hint from the fall guy: To avoid damage while jumping over a Porsche, try a GMC Sierra Grand next time.

Last night, I had a dream. And by dream, I mean nightmare.

@TroyQueef:

Dr. Bahador is "The Todd"?

@LTDScott: Thanks for that one... I had to laugh hard when I read that.

No wing, no door sills, so this should be the LP400s right?

@shinjukuDLJ: Like that?

@Stompy1: You mean the Tu-144. That an d the Concorde can be seen side by side in a Museum in Germany.

If you wanna ghostride, he can help.

Another one for all you Volvo Afficionados:

Wow... goosepimps everywhere.

@tehsbean: I thought the same. This is like a bloated Countryman, which is a bloated Clubman, which is a bloated Mini.

batshit babes calendar?

The turkey mistook the Porsche for a fellow specimen and wanted to mate.

@Fast_Nel: I will post a pic of the spare tire I put on tomorrow, so you guys can judge :) Thanks for commenting.

@tjanson: You are right, I will. I forgot that I actually drive on 3 silver alloys and 1 black spare wheel (luckily a normal tire, not such a narrow emergency one). So I can imagine what black wheels will look like. Silver will be better.

@BLS: Exactly. I think they are cleared for a distance of 50km at a max speed of 80km/h or something like that ( I think that is what the yellow stickers say).

@tjanson: I absolutely agree. I don´t drive a BMW, but I am thinking of discarding my flimsy plastic covers (they have cracks anyway) and driving on bare steelies. I need to paint them because they are a bit rusty. I haven´t made up my mind yet if I want to paint them black or silver. Both should look good because my…

Can you imagine that someone put a Golf II on those narrow spare wheels on purpose to save fuel?

Yo dawg, I heard you like to take a leak while you ride, so I put a toilet in your ride so you can...