*heavy breathing*

your cat is cheating on you with oto

If it's good enough for Paul Allen it's good enough for me!

Dorsia.

Of course you can. It's called "conspiracy to commit a crime".

Also- he broke the law by misusing a police database, so by no stretch of the imagination is "he literally did nothing" true.

I read this right after eating poutine. Mistakes were made.

Man flees country during court case, abandoning pregnant wife; criticizes police for their actions instead of owning up to his own.

Afroduck fled to Canada thereafter, leaving his pregnant wife behind.

To put it bluntly: This guy is a fucking idiot.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

To address the heat issues for the 2022 World Cup, Qatar has announced their plan.

Extreme emergency: Find a power line or box or some utility line.


Destroy it.

The Internet: Where "I do not agree with you" turns into "I will fucking murder your entire family".

Maybe Baltimore Wastewater Treatment has come up with a way to deal with ballooning public pensions?

Don't buy into the story that it was 107 millions spiders. They don't want you do know the truth:

Not sure if they're old enough to be considered classic, but I've never seen any of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings or Hobbit films.

Me for the rest of the weekend. "You Finally Found Out"...FUCK NOPE.

Awesomeness. Pure awesomeness.