only bang a guy with a downstairs bathroom.

I want a Flavor-Flav talking clock.

Me: Yo Flav

You seem fun

Liz Hurley? Bedazzled? High Heels? What a tremendous oversight...

My Favorite:

Xperia z3 compact. It's getting awesome reviews and is a smaller phone, I think about iphone 5 size.

Try stock/bullion/broth even better than apple juice.

When I was fresh out of boot camp but still in training for my job in the USAF, we were not allowed to have coffee makers/hot plates or any other source of heat in our barraks. BUT, we we're allowed to have irons since we had to press our uniforms.

Exactly. Find a starbucks you never care about frequenting again/where the baristas won't give you side-eye for bringing in a different OKCupid date every Sunday, have a coffee with your stranger-date, walk out and text your friend about how it went. Carry on from there.

In general, yes. I do know one very happy/very cute couple who met online and one of them moved across the country to be with the other and they're just great together. But! They met as bloggers writing about similar issues, not on a dating site.

Colour me old-fashioned, but it seems reasonable to get to know someone in person prior to moving in with them.

A good deep peel is always good for the skin. Takes years off.

The one alternate ending to a movie I wish more than anything was filmed: "Freddy vs Jason" was to end with them battling all the way to Hell, ready to tear at each other only for chains to pop out of nowhere, pull them apart and hold them up and the camera cuts to Pinhead on his throne. "Now, gentlemen....What's all…

I still like the taste.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

Unnamed Jalopnik Editor here. If cheap whisky is your bent then, sure, why not? It doesn't make it taste that much better, but it's definitely an improvement. Also, maybe just invest that money in better whisky?

He was up and down for the Raiders but his knees went to shit, and that was a wrap. I have to assume he's put that behind him. Towards the end there he could barely run, and I recall him trying that experimental platelet therapy shit.