I hope it has glitches similar to this classic scene

Her name name is Robert Paulson.

I must go. My planet needs me.

I had a guy message me and ask if I wanted to give him head while he played Skyrim. No hello. No introduction. Just asking if I wanted to blow him while he played. Which I wouldn't really object to, he was kinda cute, except that was the entirety of his message. Missed opportunity on his part. Provide a proper…

This is so typical of big time sports. A marginal player who is expendable (in the sense the team can probably get on without him) commits a transgression. The team uses it as an opportunity to pontificate about how character matters to them and that this is proof of that. Then, a star player gets busted they then…

Not surprisingly, Geno forgot "asshole." "Fuck you, asshole."

That's odd—I've watched the video several times, and I still can't hear the alleged obscenity; I just keep hearing Colin Cowherd and the producers of First Take having very loud, disturbing orgasms.

I think you're probably just jealous that you can't get penguins that organized for your plots.

Now I want some fried chicken.

Audio-Technica ATH-M50. Fantastic cans. Check the reviews.

I googled anal sex tours in Germany.... and I shouldn't have googled anal sex tours in Germany.

Feel that? That's the steam from my undercarriage.

"Most toilets flush in E Flat."

They can call it "Straight Outta Dungeon".

Personal injury lawyers have nothing on intellectual property lawyers:

If I was to carry a gun in my pack, I would want it to be small, versatile, and lightweight (composite).

pictured: the world's worst tans

And your GIF of the Knicks bench reax from SBN: