Clarkson: "Ok, let's take this spray making + wind gusting + ear puncturing TransitHoverVan to the river!"

They're slow as crap, they're rich-dad-girl's cars, they're the complete opposite to "american cars". But they're brilliant. I'd only own one if someone gave it to me, but they're function over form and they're brilliant at what they were designed for (if a bit overpriced). Americans would be amazed of the number of…

Throw some steel braided brake lines, while you're at it ;)

Here in Portugal we call it "Lexus lights" for a reason ;)

Me & some friends @ a costume party ;) (I'm the purple one, 2nd from the right)

While you're at it, replace the brake lines with steel braided ones ;)

Steel braided brake lines.

Dude, from what i've been reading, you have a lot of knowledge on mechanics, so i think you'll agree that if you take some accessories away from that belt, you'll lose less crankshaft power to them, right? The screaming evidence is your car's loss of power when you crank the AC to full power on a hot day.

Just to knit pick a little bit, on most EFI cars, it's most efficient to put it in top gear and take your foot off the gas, than to put it in neutral and let it coast ;)

I'll have to give an "AMEN!" to this one ;)

That's basically the point. And let's face it, if you have the money to buy one of the current EV cars (at the price they are sold today), you probably can afford a beater "just in case" :P

Nailed it bro! ;)

Bitches love doors ;)

A niche? C'mon dude, this car pretty much sums up "every" car in Europe.

'Merica!

Thank you, sir, for enlighten the fellow 'Mericans ;)

Last year, there was this crazy Spanish guy who prepared a Smart for the Dakar rally-raid. Unfortunately, he couldn't get enough money to go ahead and really race it, but it came out really cool

Last year, there was this crazy Spanish guy who prepared a Smart for the Dakar rally-raid. Unfortunately, he couldn't get enough money to go ahead and really race it, but it came out really cool

You are right, sir :)