I'm pretty sure that no one has ever order cinnamon twists and they only exist as Taco Bell's apology premium of first resort.

That version was discontinued back in July.

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Sonic rings, sure. But where are the chaos emeralds?

My wife and I are having our first kid (due in 10 days). She's been a real trooper about the whole thing and everything has gone really well so far. Any advice about how to make myself useful during the impending possible 14+ hours of labor? I'm assuming this time will involve boredom and her screaming at me…

My wife and I are having our first kid (due in 10 days). She's been a real trooper about the whole thing and everything has gone really well so far. Any advice about how to make myself useful during the impending possible 14+ hours of labor? I'm assuming this time will involve boredom and her screaming at me…