Sonic rings, sure. But where are the chaos emeralds?

My wife and I are having our first kid (due in 10 days). She's been a real trooper about the whole thing and everything has gone really well so far. Any advice about how to make myself useful during the impending possible 14+ hours of labor? I'm assuming this time will involve boredom and her screaming at me…

My wife and I are having our first kid (due in 10 days). She's been a real trooper about the whole thing and everything has gone really well so far. Any advice about how to make myself useful during the impending possible 14+ hours of labor? I'm assuming this time will involve boredom and her screaming at me…