Just don’t get fully submerged in bullets.

You’ve got 28 years, Canada.

I thought the first law of Thermodynamics is that you do not talk about Thermodynamics.

Sorry, no, first law of thermodynamics

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

Haven’t seen a Christian get through 300 feet that fast since Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes.

“I hope you all get in a plane crash and die.”

That was a helluva shot. But one thing I thought about while watching the first half is I think Portland should have drafted Durant instead of Oden

I’m going to set my alarm to wake me up in ten years so I don’t miss the release of the surrealist second novel by one of those crazy but somehow also talented former bloggers from that soon-to-be-noted website Bisous Maly Thomas.

Please, like there’s any chance of a Russian leaving DC anytime soon.

That brick has more personality and is less offensive than Mike Pence.

Jack ‘n Peter, coming this fall on NBC!

But I’d still have QUESTIONS. Did it hurt? Like... a lot? Did they make his family watch? Is there video? Can I play it on repeat and giggle my fat ass off?

Similarly, if Sean Hannity were murdered, I would find that very interesting. My heart would not be troubled in the least.

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

Isaiah Thomas Is Out For the Rest of the Playoffs

And the crowd goes mild.

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

Next they'll be covering movies!