+1

And, surprise, it's a guy who doesn't do it very often.

Suprised he wasn't able to get off on an insanity defense. Prosecution literally showed that all he could see was red.

Heh.

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No heart? Scrambled brain? And I can hardly see him catching on with the Lions. Keep this man the fuck out of Oz.

+1

Hope the source isn't a Lion.

Wait til he realizes he traveled a whole hour into the past.

+1

Keep in mind that these kids are in high school.

Sorry man, didn't jack your premise. Here's some black.

@str8fam_dwilson's second tweet sounds like he had a handful, or two.

You will note that both Jessica and Megan... [are] happy to come to your hotel.

+1

Chicago should jump on this trade. LB Marshall has a chip on his shoulder too big to fail.

She was always gonna get off on name alone, but I wouldn't hold my breath for any other parties involved.

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Heh

No shit, why do you think you have to use a fucking sock every time you wanna get a little buzz on in a Denny's bathroom?