Derrick Rose Remembers For Which Team He Plays; For Now

Despite the NFL's pink initiative being a farce, credit the shoe for publicly showing that it can walk away.

As it's binary, the internet will inevitably kick-out.

Seven callers later, the first dissenter foolishly attempted to explain that they're "elected," not signed. After being threatened to be cut from the air, he laughed and said he "did that all the time." Once he realized they were talking about him, he responded, "I think you mean impeached."

Hell, even in the second round, I hardly last 1:03. But good for her.

+1

[Apologies to Madoffs]

They should only sell these to folks who bought the ticket.

Pictured: Crowdfuning

About Half of Us Hateful Idiots

[Nevermind. Will not rib "Deadspin Staff." Hard lesson learned.]

"You are getting veerrrry beaten; slowly count from zero to seven. This should only take 90 minutes."

At this rate, next we'll find out this phony owns stock in The Packers.

Hey, you really got an avatar! Hope that means you're in it for jokes. And yeah, you can put "Complete Unknown 'on your resume'," though that's very strange grammar. Resume.

Don't forget who discovered and promoted you. Talgrath and I will expect our 5% of recs (each), paid in kind, hourly. Now, get an avatar.

Only a sin-gle away from a sycle, and eighty game cucpencion.

This should be rated higher than some dope's retraction.

[nah]

H/t to Gawker

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