Usually Pirates fans' go to emotional ringer is a sarcastic, hardy, har-har.

This took way too long for me to get. +1

Instead of COACH MELTDOWNS, Crazy Minor League Manager stories should really just be filed to IDIOT ON THE FIELD.

A wrist? For the U.S. Open?! Rafa blew a huge opportunity to stand up for all childish acting foreigners by not citing the immigration situation in Arizona.

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What an experience for South Korea biggest Royals fan. All 5'4" of him must've been incredibly excited.

You'd think the more people who Reddit, the better the legal advice.

[Imagine that, I wasn't the first person to make a Hand of God joke. No apologies, though; mine was better]

Good for her. It's nice to see a teenage girl refuse to let boys get to home plate.

ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS!!

What do the Eleventh other National Banks think of your blatant favoritism?

Heh

"All these Violet Palmers targeting women. Is any league going to stand up against domestic violece?"

[It's like a sprint to low hanging fruit, particularly in this case]

Rebuilding the Red Sox seems darn easy.

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Heh!

Tom, not telling you how to write headlines, but it's common practice to place a question mark between "Lose," and "The."

♬ Clowns to the left of me/