This Italian Mario guy must have some heady mushrooms, because his self-image keeps growing and he seems to believe there's multiple substitutes, of himself.

I just don't get Alaskans, their bears, or time zones. I gather it's Friday there?

I know Steve Coburn is a rude man and disappointed in the result, but repurposing Chrome's legs into baseball bats is in really poor taste.

+1

They're really not far off. As we all know, courtesy the Grays Sports Almanac, they're a lock for the pennant next year. The real question is, will they be smart enough to take the 100-1 odds on the Cubbies to sweep the series?

Fine. But the "Rex" is Latin for "king." Just a silly, possibly poorly executed, two-prong joke. Sorry if you took issue with the factual inaccuracies. Don't really care if I got wrong a classic's origin. Honestly not trying to be rude. Great day of sports ahead; enjoy.

I'm burying this here because I don't like cluttering fresh posts with non-jokes. And especially explanations of a joke.

[meh]

Hopefully this single feat won't result in them feeling like kings, being congratulated affectionately by their mother, losing sight of their long-term goals, and becoming career journeymen.

Every American with his kind of cash has a constitutional right to a briefcase. Read the sixth amendment sometime.

+1

Of course the Plain Dealer reported this. It's in their interest to investigate any owner who has shady dealings with Pilots.

That's great! +1

I don't know you or where you're located, but everywhere I've been, I've heard what you describe as a "bundle," which is made up of ten .1 g "wraps."

Sorry for non-joke — not that one can see much of a difference judging by my recent commenting history — but the term "bricks" is being used liberally. If it's taken as commonly understood (slang for kilogram), at a conservative $50,000, that would come out to $75 million, which just isn't reasonable. In the article…

Heh

[meh]

"Dear God,

Traveling English Teacher: [Scrawls "XLVIII" in sand]

Big Prospect: [Gazes at Astros]