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This is why baseball shouldn't be allowed to draft high school seniors.

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Of course it will. You is second person in everything. Next thing You knows, That Guy will be wanting to try it.

"I am not a racist."

With all due respect to marmol for starting this, Ha!

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And to think, people considered Richard Sherman's jawing unhinged.

I see, Tom. Hating on cubs is fine as long as it's not a Friday?

Psyched up penguin's baby: "I want to be Sidney Crosby."

Yeah, huge surprise the Cubs didn't invite their GOAT.

Man, this is good. I miss these.

I guess "broken English" is one way to explain the gap in the middle letter of his thinly-veiled, dirty nickname.

It's been obvious for a while, and this is probably long overdue, but you've become consistently excellent.

Just saw this. +1

#wordplayfail

Ha!

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