Obviously, Flacco had a Sega. If he remembered D-F-A, Sub-Zero has more than a chance of winning.

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I can't believe this whole story. The Mariners should know how to properly handle a Cano.

Late +1.

No wonder NFL safeties would rather be coroners.

This Chris Elsberry obviously has no integrity. I'm gonna go ahead and list him first on my "most-likely-to-have-sold-Deadspin-his-HOF-ballot" ballot.

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Every "Suck" Uttered On ESPN Over The Past Month

Husband: "Nice get honey!"

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So good. +1

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This is funny enough.

Pay No Attention To Darnell Dockett Stomping On Hands

This is on Starks. I mean, a Snow game and he didn't see this coming?

I saw her win the $100k. I just want to know why this spicy doctress said she plans to spend the money pursuing a nursing degree.

Congratulations, Dom. Really gonna miss you around here. You're one of the most consistent(ly good) voices on the site. Best of luck.

Thank you for this. I appreciate your kind words.

Hey man, I'd like to start out by saying I couldn't be a bigger fan of your work. And I'd like to continue that line of thought by thanking you for deleting my insensitive comment on the Jameis Winston thread. It was inappropriate.

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