Was that really a terrible joke? Or are you just ribbing me back?

"No way it was 40 yards. That's like, ten blocks!"

Great, now that he finally scored for Sunderland, he's no longer red, white, and blue?

Is your friend some questionable drummer and "Eastern Conference" some under-appreciated indie band?

It was your id, wasn't it?

Pour one out for me…

This is like watching the id of every Jets fan.

These guys are just trying to remain relevant. If fossils didn't make impressions, who would know they existed?

Who would have thought "happy accident" would be the same phrase Mr. Quinn, Barry Bonds and my mom would use to defend their questionable activities?

+1

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

Holy shit. +1

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Best whiskies for the price:

Hoosier' daddy? I doubt she knows.

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Yes, and a happy thanksgiving to y'all. It's been a blast cracking jokes and getting to know everyone.