I like it.

I'm eagerly FSU's senior day ceremony, where, in gratitude to Detective Angulo, they will be retiring jersey number 5o.

Team assistant: [Bored with game]

Ronaldo almost singlehandedly put Portugal through to the World Cup yesterday.

The bottom line is that everything about the Dolphins has been properly censored from existence.

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I don't know how these compare to the "real things," but I do know I'm not paying 3rd-tier cable prices to find out.

But what if I wanted to hear Webb's keys to the game?

The constant weight dive with flippers is a sham record.

(Insurance) Bill: [cumming]

Maybe the ref writes for Deadspin and has just had it with Washington players' complicity regarding their moniker.

I'm just glad Munson wasn't alive to see this. A death in the press-box would've increased this tragedy by a matter of degrees.

Forget penguins kid, you're real nemesis is down in New Orleans in the form of a Pelican.

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Likely Duke basketball fan Richie Incognito:

Big deal. Who hasn't beat up a Johnson in the bathroom?

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So dumb. +1

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