Sounds like there’s a dash of “slow car fast vs. fast car slow” in there too.

Agreed unless you’re putting winter tires on it.  I’d rather have F/R WD with winter tires than AWD without, but if you live in a hilly area, then A/4 WD with winter tires would be the best bet.

I hate to be on the “all CUVs look the same” but I glanced at the silver one and thought to myself “Ooh, Mazda!  Good choice.”

Dude, come on, this is just stupid.

You forgot the Dentists and the Accountants.

I rented one once.  If I had to buy at that area of the market I’d probably pick one up for its cargo capacity if nothing else.  I drove much, much worse rentals.

480v, assuming you’re comfortable living in the car immediately after.

Honorable mention: The Ford Bronco II with what my friend affectionally dubbed, during a forgetful moment, “Big-ass the windows.”

Some truly hideous stuff here, but nobody has mentioned the Hyundai Venue yet. What a hateful little turd.

I’m a total Rivian stan and love electric vehicles but man, it HAS to be a 6BT swap.

Don’t forget, left arm over the steering wheel such that the inside forearm is making contact with the top of the wheel.

... And at the same time, one of the better-looking new BMWs.

Ugh.

Olds Cutlass!

I found it hilarious when they released the SUV as I know someone with the last name “Pace.”

“F-Pace.”

“WELL F YOU TOO, JAAAAAGGGG!”

Equally as compelling? I’m in. I want integration with my watch via my phone, I want the internet connectivity through my phone’s existing plan, I want no charge map updates, no subscriptions, and access to every app I currently use on Carplay.

That would be “compelling.”  Anything less?  Screw you, GM.

So true. I’ll walk past a Gallardo to go look at a pristine ‘93 Cavalier z24 because the latter is harder to find nowadays.

My High School girlfriend had an NX2000 with t-tops, love that car.  Would definitely be my pick here.

The only way I’d accept this if it’s free.

And it won’t be, because that’s not the point.

WILL U TRADAE FOR A 1954 JOHN DEERRE RIDE ON MOWER AND A BROKEN GAMBOY?1!

Lada Niva!

This thing was decades ahead of Jeep with the whole “angry eyebrows” thing.