Athletes having a personal website to trumpet their accomplishments is nothing new

What makes this extra funny is that nearly everyone made the same joke the last time thus story cane up, and so you're lifting yours from multiple sources in order to satirize people who lift from other sources and, ohmigod, I think I just saw infinity.

If it were my publication, I would put in a note that said the original versions inappropriately appropriated. Or something like that—‘It used language that appeared in other sources so here's the revised version.' You want to acknowledge both the misdemeanor-or you want to acknowledge the crime—and the correction.…

Pictured: Sportswriter Mitch Albom on the set of Sesame Street.

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Raysism

Hello, friends! I know I don't come around here very much these days. I did, however, make a timely joke about Canadian up-and-comer Alanis Morissette right here on Deadspin this very afternoon. Still got it!

Recently, as he and Elmo were walking out of the 16th Street Noodles & Company, a woman stopped him. "It's ironic that you're so big and you have this little kid's backpack," she said.

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