"Goddamn it! They're back again. No Emmy for us this year."

"Oh God. Why did I drink all that melk of magnesia?"

NBC has issued an apology for the excessive editing, claiming that a junior staffer misunderstood his supervisor's orders to "iron out the kinks."

Ok, I laughed.

That's hilarious. A buddy of mine who knows his producer was telling me that similar issues have come up when asking Vin to read comments on-air from a Facebook status update, text message, e-mail, blog post, newspaper article, phone call, telegraph, a physically mailed letter, a banner pulled across the sky behind an…

Nobody could've predicted how badly the Russians would perform on the floor exercise. Coming into the Olympics, however, the US team's biggest advantage was knowing exactly what the Russians had planned for all of their routines, on account of the spy tower that was constructed last year in Wasilla.

Sports Business Daily: Why did you choose to present the opening ceremony the way you did?

Awesome.

Official: Hey! Get over here!

This is really nothing new, Barry. London has long been a Brand Exclusion Zone for Crest, Aquafresh, Listerine, Rembrandt, Scope, Reach, Oral B, Arm & Hammer, and Colgate.

Curiously, before he introduced the idea of congestion charging, Johnson's original traffic abatement proposal was to stock central London with semi-naked British women glistening like wet otters.

he was home in Flagstaff

This happened once during a game I was watching when I was in seventh grade.

Police initially believed they had apprehended the suspect, but upon further investigation it was determined that the individual had just watched eight seconds of Nancy Grace on HLN.

I laughed.

"I hate reading these stories by you guys. Don't keep it up so I can't live vicariously through you so that I have to have kids. Thanks.

That's utterly delightful.

Wonderful.

Drew, I fully support your decision to wear cargo shorts. Truly, your calves did shine like patriotic beacons of pure, white, blinding light.

To be fair, the counterfeiters do have a really convincing "Nike" factory in China. They replicated everything down to the last detail, including naming the factory "The Joe Paterno Child Care Center."