We bought our first house three years ago and then sold it when I got relocated for a new job. Here is what I learned:

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Big deal. This kind of vandalism happens at the Penn State campus synagogue all the time.

Haha.

It is a terrible tragedy that children were unprotected from such abhorrent crimes.

Ha!

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Thank you for your comment! It is truly like "The Wild West" out there in Cyberspace, everyone. You're never more than one or two wrong CompuServe KeyWords away from giving a "Hackster" access to pictures of your grandchildren.

My wife has gone to Trader Joe's twice in the past week. No Everything Crackers...

Wait. If you're @TitsTis69, then who the hell is @TitsTitsTits69?!

Yeah, I figured it was Deadspin-specific — lots of the new followers also seem to be following all of you guys as well. Just seems to have come out of nowhere over the past couple of weeks.

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Jeez. It's like his head just disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Hello Tommy I would like to tell you about this rash that has been bothering me

Thank you for this.

Well, for one thing, Trader Joe's stopped selling Everything Bagel Crackers. Can you talk to Nick about this?

Ha!

I heard if you look in the mirror at midnight when there's a full moon and say "KINJA" three times while tears stream down your face as you reminisce about the good old days of Deadspin commenting then the Comment_Faerie appears and says "That's enough, Raysism."

"Talk about a bait and switch! I wouldn't have bought these glasses if I'd known they just said spmahC."

The worst part about this whole comment system changeover is that now I have to add Formerly to the first bullet point on my CV.