Surprise!

To be fair to Smith, it was really hard to concentrate during practice thanks to the near-constant fire drills.

Also a vodka night for me. Sobieski + rocks + a splash of wife's made-from-scratch lemonade.

Kind of weird that something is covering up the state of Pennsylvania. Usually it's the other way around.

Haha.

Wonderful.

If you people are already all over this one, my apologies. But Progressive Boink is on SBNation now, and Jesus, I love those guys. I've probably read "The Wire of Intrigue: Season One" five times and can't stop laughing.

"She said she was not interested in going to school here."

Buttrey refused to compromise with the principal, stating, "When it came to answering this call, there was simply no margarine of error."

Hey, Tim - good job with this. Great effort.

HEARTED!

In Soviet Russa, comments scroll YOU from right to left!

This is what Twitter is for, my friend.

I love this video series. The one from the day before is great. They have Charlie sit down with a kindergarten teacher, and she teaches him how to read words.

When pressed on how the Mets could possibly enforce Rafael's lifetime ban, a Citi Field official responded, "We take the enforcement of lifetime bans seriously. To ensure that we properly screen all entering Long Island males in jorts, we will be stationing an additional 32,000 security personnel at our entrance…

Wonderful.

To be fair to Chris, the single mom seated next to him just explained her one weird trick for losing belly fat.

Awesome.

Ding-dong

Sure, it's not great to be suspended, but frankly I'm just glad to see Dolph Lundgren in gainful employment.