"Sugar And Spice And Also Some Motorcycles Too"

How deep does this thing go?

Kris Boyd...missed a penalty kick in front of 5,489 very angry Portland fans

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Ha!

After the game, Konerko was heard singing the praises of his handsome new Sun-Times delivery boy, who is apparently the spitting image of Kyle Chandler.

To be fair to James, the frontrunner's campaign was a real juggernaut. The entire state of Texas was blanketed with yard signs proudly proclaiming "You Could Dewhurst."

DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver's All-Purpose Recipe For Good Eats

Started with High Life, now onto gimlets.

I agree. Hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes — you have no idea what her motives are, and you don't want to make any assumptions.

That's shitty. I've never cared much for genes, and this pretty much cements my opinion about those fuckers.

WEEEELLLLL, my name's Joe Maddon and I'm here to say

In a move that many legal professionals have hailed as "brilliant," Joe Amendola has released records of his client's text messages.

"Here, let me show you this video I have of Robert Vaughn. He said it himself — I mean business."

I'm just glad that Banana Guy can finally go to the ballpark again after a years-long absence, since there was an "incident" with a player.

Haha.

Normally, after plunging into a chest-deep pit of human waste, the pilot comes on the intercom and says "Welcome to Pittsburgh."

I heard that if you surf on over to [websitedeadspin.com] at midnight and say "Emeritus" three times, you get transported to October 2006 for all eternity.

Dom ruined websitedeadspin.com!

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