We've got ourselves a Category 2 shitstorm, everyone, and it's building strength.

I'm DJ_Jeff_Weaver.

Ok, I'll admit it. Your last line got a chuckle out of me.

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Completely agree re: Miller vs. Bud. I have no idea why, as I am generally a bit of a beer snob, but I find Miller High Life to be utterly delightful.

Hahaha

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Wow. What a depressing, sobering read that was. Some human beings are just utterly despicable.

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Will the new computer algorithm automatically know to promote comment threads on the topic of douchejuice, or will we need to do this ourselves?

Yes!

+1, and also, HOW ABOUT A SPOILER ALERT!!??!!11!

+1

the league could "suspend" the Pro Bowl as early as this year

+1

I laughed.

But wait, what's happening to that masculine part?

"I'm married," muttered Steele as a look of discomfort came over her face

Geiger continued, "I mean, I feel so bad about letting everyone down. People are always counting on me."

the network [is] devoting every platform to pushing it