Used to live in SF, where a great bar called Toronado was stocked with Pliny the Elder. Phenomenal. Never encountered the Younger myself. I expect to hear a full report posthaste.

I can't wait to see Billy Crystal's playful ribbing of these movies!

Finally! Now I can stop asking Jeeves, "Where can I find great breasts and online fetishes?"

You keep making these jokes, I'll keep giving them +1s.

Oh man, when I used to live in North Korea, I'd get cockblocked by Kim Jong Il all the time. It's like, I'd be at the club and I'd be all, "Hey, baby, let's go back to my place," and the chick would be all, "Oh yeah, I'm so ready, let's do it," and Kim Jong Il would be all, "I'm going to gradually starve you over the…

Guys, I wouldn't count James out just yet. Plenty of people have had successful careers as gay-baiting congressmen.

I've seen guys with worse mechanics and less athletism [sic] go on to become pretty good NFL QB's

It's impossible to tell who's who now that you've jettisoned the royal we.

Haha.

#UnLinpressive

Lin blamed his poor performance on the court and offered to instruct the crew in the proper method of applying and removing wax.

"For a $1,000 donation, Darren Daulton will travel back in time and personally deliver this e-book to your great-grandparents."

A tempting bowl of sodium-laced goodness designed to lure me in and enslave me for 72 hours in alternating fits of dry heaving and painful diarrhea

Hey, that's cool. Didn't realize the Duggar kids had formed a band.

It can be just as hard to come up with something ridiculous as it is to come up with something clever. I remember when I was a wee lad, back in the days of AIM, when I decided I'd come up with a handle by pointing to two random words in the dictionary. I came up with NylonCosecant.

It's a Hyatt. Not sure which one. I'm thinking room service.

P.S. Are you actually a chemist? I was a scientist myself until a couple of months ago.

In any case, I would love to know in what context I was mentioned. I assume it was in a discussion regarding commenters with pork-related avatars.

It's been a pleasant surprise to see that some new blood (you and the Algebra dude) has entered the ranks during my brief absence. Welcome aboard.

I have a hard time believing that, unless you were already discussing terrible pitchers who had inexplicably amazing postseasons in the mid-2000s, or awesome rappers.