I see what you did there.

Mother of God!

Actually, hilbil has a point; there is a, generally, agreed-upon definition for Patent Troll.

COMIC SAAAAAAAAANS!!!

I count the Gawker network as a major news source; admittedly, it's not as 'major' as Fox News, The Today Show, The Daily Show, etc.

I count the Gawker network as a major news source; admittedly, it's not as 'major' as Fox News, The Today Show, The Daily Show, etc.

It's not okay to post the picture on Instagram.... but it's okay to use it as the lead shot in an article of a major news source? Seems a bit hypocritical to me.... not that I'm arguing your point.

I chuckled because this was all I could see.

If you can afford however much this thing will cost (looks to be a "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" type of situation), then your maid can just get the detergent from the closet/cabinet that it's stored in.

When I first heard that we'd be losing so many pins from the dock connector and then the adapter was $30, I immediately thought that the adapter HAD to have a way to control what goes through which pin.

This pleases Picard.

It's pronounced 'Fronkengadget'.

Of course; that's the only way to survive a nuclear blast!

Well played... Well played, indeed.

Bright side: it's faster than his old phone.

At least the teeth will LOOK nice.... There are enough people abound who already just don't brush their teeth to justify this sort of scientific research. We may not be able to fix 'stupid' (yet), but at least we can make it look a little prettier..

I can't wait for Android-ers to start blaming Steve Jobs for this...

I'm not seeing 7am est anywhere... Maybe that's the time they're opening the doors at the store tomorrow in order to process pre-orders outside of their normal (already hectic) workday.

The 3GS' had a speed increase that, alone, was noticeable enough to spark intrigue. It, also, had a magnetometer and voice control; they aren't the most useful things in a phone.... but that was cool, at least.