Let's do a run-through of OP's post;

Except that you're changing the subject to be about math instead of about how you didn't read the entire post the first time through.

One step closer to getting these guys Quantum Torpedoes.

Use a bowl. Crisis averted.

C'MON GUUUYYYYSSS!!!!

Except that the 'MORE' is redundant. It's, clearly, identifying how much more expensive the product is. Things aren't $3 LESS more expensive.

Thinkgeek has one that's a bit more expensive (like $3 per), and fits in a standard outlet.

Wow. This made me laugh and scared the shit out of me at the same time.... What are we headed towards?

$2 MORE. As in, $2 more than the one listed in the article.

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! Why have I never heard of this?!?! TO GOOGLE!!!

So, it doesn't look like there's any way to make YOU invisible.......

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Maybe this was the whole point of Jesus' return and they just didn't want to put it in the Bible.

Actually, this would be a really neat way for them to pay tribute to him. I'm all on board.... They just need a good voice-double for him.

It's from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. It's my favourite of The Original Series movies.

I think I know where they got the idea from..... Do you know what I am saying?

Yeah, but what does it say about the guys paying for the service? I'd say they're equally sad.

I work part time at Best Buy ( for now, at least) and you'd be surprised how many people refer to any kind of disc as a DVD. I'm not just talking about BluRay; CDs, too.

... and that's when I met your mother.

I knew he didn't "die"-die, but was just joking.