FINALLY!!

That's what friends are for! :)

HAHAHA!

The thing with handcuffs is that there's really only a couple different keys out there for ALL handcuffs.... The most common key unlocks something along the lines of 90% of all handcuffs*. Plus, handcuffs aren't too difficult to pick.... unless you're in them, then it's a bit challenging.

Jackasses Destroy a Fleet of Ferraris

I, actually, made this face/noise.

#sarcasm

Why not just launch it into the sun?

Hahaha! This made me smile.

I think it would be closer to "Let's worry about color TV after we can get everyone TV signal in the first place. Some people are stuck using the radio because they don't have TV signal!"

Yep. (To the right of the description.)

One More Thing

I got to step 2 out of 3 using nothing but Google and Google Translate.... does that qualify me to be a hacker's assistant?

#obligatory

How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, all right?

ASTRO! Bring me some licorice!

I was expecting something a little closer to this.... but those are cool, too.

If you're ordering a holiday gift in November (or, even, early-December) you could wait a week, I suppose....

I just always use 1-2-3-4-5.