He's being comedic and joking around about a game. He isn't blabbing on the internet 24/7 trying to get developers to make games the way he wants them to be made, nor trying to make them feel ashamed for their own artistic choices.

Oh man, I love Colbert, but hate people that cherry pick data to further a political agenda using my favorite medium as the punching bag.


-I feel a bit queasy and sad.

Man, Far Cry 2 brings back some great memories. The campaign was good, if flawed, but the multiplayer was where most of the nostalgia lies.

he downloaded for our sins

I would so torrent a Jesus. All my tuna sandwich problems gone if I had my own personal Lord and Savior!

Wu-Tang and Crash Bandicoot, together at...last? This mashup of Gravel Pit v Crash Bandicoot: Warped is just fantastic.

I'd rather win with my enemies blood. ...

So, for $4.99 or $30 a year, you are going to give me instant access to full versions of every new game and yearly upgrade of everyone of your sports franchises along with EVERY other EA IP that comes out?

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

Depends.

Also, that is Sylvester Stallone next to Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man if I am not mistaken.

obligatory:

William Devane deserves an award for that last scene. Holy shit that was powerful. I think that got to me more than the final scene with Jack and Chloe.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.