Eating 20 mcdoubles is about the journey, not the destination.

That's some straight up Game Boy Camera shit right there.

gif me, baby!

I have a deep library, I just don't need to dig very deep most of the time.

Where's Bob when you need him

Legit question: Where THE HELL is Shadow Complex 2?

420 NOSCOPE TROLLZSHOT

I guess even security doesn't want to tackle in the Pro Bowl.

Marshall Henderson: proof that a white athlete can get away with what Richard Sherman did.

Henderson is a thug. But since I am white, its not racist. Is it?

I'm pretty sure an ideal HIM would be Ryan Gosling.

Fuck it. I'm starting to really like Justin Beiber. Blatant disregard for common decency? Utter contempt for his pre-teen fanbase? Pills and weed during a Lamborghini race on a busy freeway? Plowing Brazilian prostitutes? Playing basketball poorly? This kid is everything I would be if I had a billion dollars too.

I know its a different sport but I have never more in my life wanted to see Richard Sherman cover someone.

Hey now. Sounds like somebody's jealous of the MVP of the 2011 NBA All Star Celebrity Game

[takes a shot]

Well then, enjoy.

Whoa whoa whoa.

That is a gross exaggeration of the amount of zombies in the game.

Hold up! Someone doesn't own Portal?

Here's Erin Andrews later in the interview