That’s too bad. From what I understand, in FF9 they get shrunk down to microscopic size and drive tiny import cars to steal mitochondrial rna from whatever-Charlize-Theron’s-character-name is.

Bryne should have actively retired back in the late 80's.

I was really excited about Byrne but was let down. For one thing it didn’t sound good. He didn’t seemed mic’d well so his voice didn’t project well imho. Thinking back on it, I wonder if it’s because Byrne refused to lip sync and the SNL theater just doesn’t do acoustics well. 

“Not a fan of Mulaney”

What kind of twisted madman doesn’t like John Mulaney? In all seriousness, you didn’t even find his bit about the army knocking on people’s door and asking to live at their house funny?

No thanks. You should maybe consider a new posting style tho. 

Do you think that using ALL CAPS does something?

Part of it is, when artists reach a certain size, they buyout the songwriters so that they can take all the credit as the writer.

Coming this Fall to theaters everywhere: Smee!

It’s a famous public domain work, so no.

This sounds like a bit of a chore.
But then, I really did not get anything out of Beasts of the Southern Wild either.

I know you all care deeply about my opinion.

Put alla these fuckers on Hot Ones. I demand to see Buttigieg and Klobuchar try to take down millions of scoville units worth of wings.

the baffling phenomena of boiling peanuts before you eat them

No, you need a Minnesota Vikings grill and a Star Trek grill or I will fight you.

Obligatory I Miss Deadspin Comment

Please stop paying this useless person to spew his uselessness. He’s not funny, he’s not talented, please stop making me see his picture, and stop paying him millions of dollars.

I just feel like we didn’t need Pete Davidson as a culture.

This hopefully marks the start of his descent into well-earned obscurity.

if you can't see why casting jon benjamin as a talking can of soup that sucks its own dick every day, i cry for you