Are you for real?

My list is more like

It wouldn't be a fanboy article without it, folks.

Perhaps fanboys are really just people who can only commit/afford one console, so they must defend their investment with all their might.

I keep expecting to see that dude come out of that flip, with an arrow embedded in his stomach.

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Not pictured: scores of dead innocent bystanders.

You're kidding, right? Please say you're kidding.

Sony has never released its exclusives on PC. Your comment is invalid.

These game previews are almost always played on Easy. In fact, they're often played on a preview-exclusive Super Easy variant. There are even some which don't allow dying at all.

I expect the actual game balancing to be similar to the previous inFamous games.

...The one console it was made for?

Won't you be more or less done with ground zeroes by friday though?

Please don't be bullshot. Please. The game looks absolutely incredible— even better than Watch Dogs before Ubi decided to show us the "VHS" version that console gamers will get.

This window looks broken.

you might've misread the thread a bit there, it was his manager who did all the shady loan stuff and the match fixing and whatnot.

I don't see how taking up a job to help out a financial problem makes it grounds for him to be blamed.

He got recycled. Lol.

There are obviously a lot of jokes you could make here, but they wouldn't be that funny. He basically didn't do anything wrong or stupid and still ended up getting completely screwed.