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Apart from the fact that it’s a total affront to the Mustang name, I don’t really hate it. That blue one actually looks kind of nice.

The vast majority of people in this country don’t save enough for retirement. It’s something like 75-80%. They will literally run out of money before they die.  It’s the retirement savings that really should dictate what kind of car a person can drive.

I like the cut of your jib, and went the same route for a while. Mine fits a queen memory foam mattress, and absolutely does not allow you to sit up in the dark without smashing your face on the roof. I only needed that harsh reminder once or twice.

It’s still basically the same, except everything is more expensive and the people are better looking. 

It is moi.

We will deliver road legal Boots this year. Unlike the race Bronco they will be the same as the Boot we race (except for SCORE mandated safety requirements). Our 004C will race the N24 next year and we will deliver 30 road legal customer 004's in 2020. Our LMP1 Hypercar 007 will begin testing next year and will race…

I think Id go for a mazda speed 6. I really like AWD and the smaller the better for slipping through traffic. I would put a factory hood on it and maybe even add quick change toyota emblems. Quick change florida plates (here in texas) to Texas plates. I like the water based paint someone mentioned as well.

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They were awesome when worn. Then they would pop out...right onto the floor, seat, your lap!

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

What engine sings? Why does it sing? Who is Chris Cornell?

Yeah, how dare he (checks notes) drive a car around a track without saying anything

Nothing a few minutes with a Sawzall couldn’t fix. 

Farah’s a douchebag.  

Are these becoming more beautiful or is it just my brain calcifying my preferences as I get older?

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

Latex or water paint and hit a car wash on the way out to change colour.