Well played!

Really? 700? If you spend 8 hours at work and open 700 tabs, you are opening a new tab every 41 seconds (though only every 2 minutes if you are using 200 tabs). What could you possibly be doing that makes you think this is efficient? Is your job copy/pasting information from the internet into a document? And why do…

You make it sound like moving to a monster island with a fake name is a bad thing. ;)

While IFTTT does mean "If This Then That", the service is actually called IFTTT and the URL is IFTTT.com. It's not a matter of expanding the acronym, but accurately representing the service's name and brand. We don't refer to GMail as Google Mail because that's not how it is branded; same here.