Never thought you could win at Animal Crossing but this sounds pretty close. 

It looked to me like that wasn’t the first time she had thrown her shit at someone. She seemed quite proficient at it, really.

Having to go and doing on the floor there is one thing. Deciding to pick up your own shit and throwing it around is...........not even in the same ballpark.

Only after you smoke three Pahlahments.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

It’s not so much that the voice itself is harder to understand as it is the new series throwing more complex dialogue at him than previous cartoon appearances, and less time to enunciate it.

Ma Beagle is not a “perennial” character from the comics, she was created for the cartoon. In the comics (particularly those made in Italy) there’s a “Grandpa Beagle” instead.

Not too fond of them myself.

It's more sad if you think of it as an allegory for Kotaku. The land of Kotaku was once a thriving metropolis, then insidious full page, stop you from reading, forced to watch, ads came and pooped on everyone's party.