Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny.

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.

Seriously. I'm sure it's like a one on one Gymboree class and, logistically, for them it probably is easier to have someone come to their house. As someone who's not naturally inclined to being active, without a background in sports as a kid I definitely wouldn't be as open to working out as I am now (endorphins are…

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

Same. Also, sometimes I am so concerned about being empathetic that I forget what my own opinions on the matter are. That sounds really sad, but well, it is. I’m good at understanding others’ motivations and feelings. I’m really bad at understanding my own.

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

I read that as #gonads and thought you were making some seriously interesting team choices.

a friend of mine lives by Nats Park, and she was complaining that there were no spots available for her car because of the concert.

Sorry. The Mexican side of me was thinking how rapist I must be. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s pretty apparent, too, isn’t it? An act of racist violence occurs. The response? Remove a racist symbol.

I often wonder where we would be if after the civil war (or the Jim Crow era, for that matter) we’d taken the same approach Germany did after WWII and treated white-on-black racism like an infestation that needed to be eradicated, instead of an unfortunate but inevitable reality. Or if we had banned the symbols of the…

Check your organic privilege.

STOP MAKING THIS RELEVANT.

How can we forget his star turn in the ‘Sharknado’ series?

i like when people dont understand the water cycle.

He's doing it for a girl named Hillary?