Simultaneously pouring over IMDB to see what else an actress has been in.

“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”

“People should not have children if they cannot afford them!”

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

MANSPLAINERS 4 MANSPREADING

I think we should all go through and make a list of things we would have on our ridiculous adjective bodies:

If I could never again see a pro lifer using his radicalized religion to try and crawl up into my uterus, that would be s u p e r g r e a t.

This. All of this.

Yeah, I can understand “not allowed because of allergies,” but as far as health, it’s good protein. And it’s ESPECIALLY important as a cheap source of protein for families that don’t have a lot of money.

The note from the school makes no sense to me whatsoever. How does someone need bread to go along with potatoes? And who is sending their kid to school with a potato in her lunch box? I can get behind the idea that the school is trying to advocate healthy choices for kids, but they’re making a piss-poor effort to…

If schools really wanted to be healthy, they would not be doing 2-3 periods of math and 2-3 periods of English a day to test prep. A growing number of schools have science and social studies as a rotating subject. I don’t want to do 2 or 3 periods of math a day, why in the hell would kids? More time in math =/= more…

Dude. No.

I think when they write things like this:

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

John Travolta & Kelly Preston have secrets? Tell me more, tell me more. Like does he have a car?

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

President Jimmy Carter is our greatest ex-President. That man, he is a giant and I can’t think of any other former president whose funeral I would have a desire to attend, but when he passes I will try to get to whatever public funeral he has to pay my respects.

So let me get this straight...