There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

Nope. I’d say you were doing parenting wrong if you bought the giant cheese things from Sam’s Club.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

“Women need to be able to trust their physicians to provide the very best care possible, tailored to their unique needs and circumstances and not dictated under threat of prosecution. It’s time politicians stop passing these dangerous laws and recognize that women’s reproductive health care is a necessity, not a…

Ah, Oklahoma. The state where they let 73-year-olds run around with their own guns playing cop, but think that letting a woman have the right to control her own body is just going too far.

Controversial opinion:

Dude, Gwyn, you’re on a budget, you don’t need so many god damn limes

OMG KITCHEN PORN. Brb, off to write some Chopped! erotica. So many possibilities.

Ahem

Your daughter = my daugther, in every way you described. OMG... neat!!!

Welcome, sister. You are doing a great job, and your sweet girl is lucky to have you. Collect your mug and wine bouquet at the door.

To me, the only opinions that matter at the end of the day are your kid’s opinion of you... (as Tina Fey sort of stated in her book) ... when they are in their 30s.

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

Thank you. Of all the shows from the 1980’s to bring back, this is not one of them. Team Family Ties.

This is my daughters favorite shirt (note the sliver cape!) and it is driving her crazy that she is growing out of it and I can’t find a larger size.

I love this. My daughter loves the color pink but she also loves vehicles, dinosaurs, and science. I usually just buy her clothes from the “boys” section and honestly I think gendering clothes for little kids is dumb, but I’m all for campaigns like this for girls.

Fact: The Lonely Goatherd is the best song from TSOM.

I come from a long line of epic tissue blowers, and as much as I make it my life goal not to become my mother, every February I go through a dozen boxes of tissues (although seriously PUFFS 4 lyfe, they are much more durable, and don't turn my nostrils red like I am a coke fiend) and it really, really bothers my…