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That is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as losing a playoff series because you couldn’t get your ass off the ice quickly enough to avoid an offsides! 

Tailgate - improvement

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner.

You sweet summer child. 

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

We also would’ve accepted “fought self in mirror” for the deep cut

If you’re going to desaturate it, you also need to make it metallic. See Ice Green Metallic, Racing Green Metallic, and Oak Green Metallic (and not sure what the name of the McLaren F1's green is).

Why did they choose such an abysmally shitty green?

Talking about suspensions and punishments and cutting players does serve one purpose. It stops all the more uncomfortable conversations from happening.

As a Pats fan, can I recommend we splurge on the king-sized rocket to the sun and put Antonio Brown in there with him?

Miami is one of the best cities on earth, the way Adrian Peterson has a “#1 Dad” mug.  

I don’t have NFL Network so I ended up watching Fury Road over on SyFy. After having seen the box score stats and read this article I can see that this was a much better use of my time.

Yet another example when shutting the fuck up and staying off Twitter would’ve been waaaaay more beneficial.

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?