This is not getting enough love.

Is... that Spicer thing real? How the hell do you actually use that?

As someone who has owned 2 and 4 door e36 M3s, I approve of this message.

Oh awesome. This is right across the street from my office, I’ll have to stick my head outside and see if I can get a glimpse.

This is funny because Andy Dalton is literally clear.

*sobs into beer*

So, I like understated cars. I own a silver Audi S4 wagon and a black M3, both debadged. Apart from some non-stock, but OE Audi wheels (because winter tires) on the S4 and the lack of badges, both look bone stock inside and out.

“Since I have absolutely zero use for snow tires, I’ll be testing these out for an extended weekend and giving them back next week.”

I haven’t yet found a legal trade that the trade machine thinks is mutually beneficial that involves Howard, and not for lack of trying.

Not current models, but the fact that we never got the e34 or e61 M5 Touring is a goddamn travesty.

I did a beer mile once in college, and wanted to die. Never again.

The Pacific division team wore white for their first game against the Central division, but black for the championship.

State Troopers are now deflating footballs for the Pats? This is clearly Obama’s fault.

Exactly. As someone who is, at best, a casual basketball fan, rampant intentional fouling is a huge barrier to me watching more basketball. My housemate is a huge NBA fan so I’ll watch games with him sometimes, and the hack-a-whoever inevitably makes me want to kill myself.

I live in Seattle and am a lifelong Seahawks fan, and yep, we are. We’re the fucking worst. A few years of success, and the enormous growth in popularity that has come with it has somehow given people the idea that there’s something special about Seattle fandom. In actual fact it just appears special to people who’ve…

I’m gonna go drive my manual S4 wagon home now.

That makes a lot more sense.

What the hell is this? Those look like taillights from the old Z4, but... rear engine?

I want to be her when I grow up.

Goddamn it.