I dug up the old license for a laugh.

I think I took things pretty easy that week, but that would have been hilarious.

Thank you. I'm certainly not proud of it, but in hindsight it is pretty funny.

My birthday is in late December, and the festivities for my 21st got a little out of hand. The end result of this was that I ended up with a black eye, and subsequently with a new drivers license picture featuring said black eye, since my license expired on my birthday, and the nice lady at the DMV wouldn't let me…

"A perfect response."

Ouch. Unintentional.

Re: Tire dodge- the way I looked at it, that was wider than he would have run per standard racing line, so I judged it as being a reaction on that basis. But obviously this is all pretty subjective.

For my money, the greatest save needs to meet two criteria:

Which shall henceforth be known as a "Suarez Hat Trick"

Put him in at QB at that number goes up to three.

I'm a straight guy, and I still had that reaction. Being a woman on an online dating site sounds terrifying.

Awesome. That's even more impressive(ly bad) than either of the ways I was looking at it.

Question: Is Lindley's 225 pass attempt record reserved for people who never threw a TD, or is it the most pass attempts without a TD to start a career ever, irrespective of how many TDs the guy eventually throws? Because there's a big difference there.

Eagle Speedster

"Boyfriends: No, I do not have a boyfriend right now, regardless of what my mom and may have told you."

Holy god. That's a bit terrifying. What were p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ the French thinking

And useless. It's not that hard/scratch resistant. Nothing would slide on it. Pass.

Well, it's not just that she sucks as a rapper (which she does). It's that she's shamelessly appropriating black culture while maintaining willful ignorance of the connotations of what she's doing, and her repeated dismissive comments about the plight of minorities in this country.

Am I the only person who was hoping this was RWD when I saw the headline?

Fair enough. I hadn't really paid attention to that mess.