Brad donated his sperm to Jen for IVF with Cotillard as the surrogate mother.

Wow, you should be in Intermediate Cher. That was beautiful. 👏

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

she’s saying that she’s old enough that if Trump is elected, she won’t suffer the consequences, like cutting food safety regulations, which is an ‘idea’ that Trump floated last week. She’s also saying with roll backs in regulation, look forward to more manipulations like Wells Fargo account openings, and also…

Now you planted a horrible image in my head of the puppet watching Alanis and him in the theater.

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!

Sorry Jaden, you need to step up your game. JKR’s kid still has you beat.

Cooking shows and cookbooks grossly underestimate the cooking time and simplicity of nearly every recipe. On TV, your average chef is working in a spacious, spotless kitchen, with all necessary tools nearby (no busting out the blender from the attic because there’s no cabinet space), and every onion and clove of…

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

Am I the only one shocked but not really shocked that the one time we actually have a police chief decrying the shooting and saying justice will be served it’s when it was a female officer doing the shooting?

Meanwhile, an alleged terrorist actually shoots 2 cops and gets taken alive.

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

Little known fact: he named every single one of them, including the females, Diego, Jr.

Ok, he loved watching football, but he dedicated his life to the library. So throw the football team $100,000 and give the $1 million (minimum) to the library?

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Trump promised to donate $5 million to charity if he was convinced that Obama was born in the United States. When and where will he be making that charitable donation?

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.