My first thought: does she want us to hate her?

Like partners who hate vibrators and oral.

This guy sounds creepy. However an injection of your own blood sounds safer than what I’ve read about the female Viagra that came out last year. I am pro- orgasm all the way, whether with a partner or by yourself. I know women who can’t orgasm and they talk about how its depressing, frustrating and brings down their…

There goes our cash currency.

im going to create a gun that vibrates and doesnt shoot and make so much money

This is the second time this week I’ve clicked on a headline that clearly should come with a poll and there is no poll. Did Univision ban polls? How am I supposed to go through my day wondering how many Jezebel readers would get a shot of their own blood plasma in their clit if it meant more orgasms? This is going to…

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

Gunning straight for that HR settlement no doubt. I read it more as a pop culture reference joke than a rape joke.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Cops don’t just carry around Narcan. They were probably waiting for the EMTs to arrive with it.

Going to play Devil’s advocate here: I grew up in SE Ohio where the opioid/heroin problem is arguably worse. The small towns where these terrible situations take hold do not have the same manpower or financial resources the larger cities have to address the myriad issues that opioid abuse creates. This may be the only…

Unattractive women will not be allowed in Trumps’s America. Make America Great Again and Also No Uggos.

Huffpo did a follow-up on her claims that her father provided paid maternity leave for his workers. Surprise! He doesn’t!

I am so proud to know a woman who asked a guy in DC to move his briefcase off the seat so she could sit her 8+ month preggo self down. He pretended he did not hear her, so at the next stop, she grabbed said briefcase and threw it out the door. She felt kind of guilty later, per her text to me. I still believe it was…

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Well, to be fair, what is a comprehensive physical examination if not your body being audited?

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

No, that still sounds like porn.

its a common mistake, howard, but in actuality, your penis is mean.