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DBDoo

It doesn’t help that when you have a terminal degree people think you know everything about a given subject. The general public will treat you with disdain if you can’t answer the most bizarre question if they think it pertains to your field. And saying “that’s not really my area of expertise” doesn’t seem to satisfy

My daughter did not inherit my red wavy locks (she is blond). Last year, when she was 7, I enrolled her in a week-long science camp over the summer. At the end of the first day I stood in line with the other parents and provided her name to the adults at the desk, who were retrieving the kids from the back room where

Hugh Jasshole

And RBG is their mysterious and powerful mentor who mic drops at the end of each episode.

When my kids graduated from the Antelop, we bought these other chairs at ikea—they were like regular chairs but higher up so that the table was the right height for them. They were also easy to wipe down and unfussy. I’ll see if I can find a link.

You are SO right about the antelop high chair. I became a major proselytizer for this high chair once I found it. One tip, though: the attachable tray is sold separately. We didn’t realize that, and we had to make two trips (our table was not the right height for using the chair without the tray.

Also, an optional nice bit of gear to have is of the 4-legged canid variety. Ours was most efficient when it comes to disposing of stray Cheerios or peas that my daughter gleefully tossed on the floor as she transitioned to solid foods. Barkuuming for the win!

Maybe he just meant that his girl was *the bomb*

We’re here it’s just the greys make us quiet, man.

Gigi Hadid eats Macdonald’s and KFC

If you’re lucky! I watch those commercials with Mr. M and we’re like, “Who the fuck has time for this many picnics and baths?”

They made Jones a swim cap, too.

Hey .@ivankatrump; how many of those do you need to knock back after your creepy dad makes thinly veiled comments about wanting to fuck you?

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

From Kristen Bell’s Twitter:

Those non-gmo macaroni pictures aren’t cheap!

“I heard you’re pretty Swift in bed, Calvin.” (Back to the Olympics.)

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

Forecast for tomorrow: